Lol u must wonder what the title means but i am sure once u read it u will understand why i chose that title.
Bachelor#3: The Cow
Dad was not impressed with me staying out the whole night especially since i was at Zed's house. The day after Mika there was a mini world war between Dad and myself. I had vowed not to talk to him after the accusations he threw at me. A week later Jerry the Cow came to see me. It seemed like every weekend was dedicated to bringing someone or the other to see me. Suddenly i felt like a porcelain doll with rubies and diamonds that was in a showcase. You would think by now everyone one would have realized it was the 21st century and still not the 16th century. As i got ready to meet Jerry i prayed in my heart that he would be the one but as soon as i saw him my hopes shattered. Jerry was busy chewing gum like a cow chews on its curd. At that instant in my thoughts the future came to me... Little Jerry's all chewing gum like cow's. Ewww... I really just wanted to run out. I turned and looked at Willow pleadingly but she just pushed me through. I went and sat trying to think of a way to get out of this meeting as quickly as possible. All through his speech (I say speech cause thats what it sounded like) i was thinking of various ways to escape. It came to me suddenly... i could fake an asthma attack... I had done it before when i was in high school and no one would even know... so i started to act uncomfortable lightly beating my chest... Jerry asked if i was ok and i nodded... as he continued to sell himself i started to breathe more heavily and he got scared... thinking that i was either having a heart attack or dying and decided to give me the kiss of life... As soon he picked me threw me on the floor i jumped up and looked at him like he had gone crazy. "what are you trying to do?" He looked shocked "You are ok?" "ofcourse I am ok... You think i want your chewing lips anywhere near me? Ewww" I just left the room and went to the kitchen where Dad, Mom, Willow and Lucas were sitting. "So how did it go?" Willow asked. " I think Lucas needs to go and let him down gently... i don't think he is Mr right for me. Its that chewing gum. All the time i sat there all that came to mind was how much he resembled a cow... i just felt so digusted" Dad got up in a huff and went out. He was still not happy with me and i wasn't bothered. Little did i know that he would be pulling out the big guns on me.
Bachelor #4 will be coming up soon... when i can think of another charater trait... ;) Suggestions are welcome.
4 comments:
hahahahaha, that was a good analogy, cow......... lol!!! Can't wait for more.
Wow.. You know this update leaves the reader in quite a lot of thought. The analogy was good but there is just one thing that I would criticize...The selling part...I think that is sort of done but usually with the girls family. It was a good update and it shows the girls thoughts and point of view which people tend to overlook.
@ Nain- I thought and thought and thought until i came up with the cow... thanks though...
@ Sars- Yeah you are right about the selling bit and yes its usually done by the girls side... Unfortunately it still happens for those of us who are still single... :D Thank you for your comments...
lol!!!!!!! where do you get these charcaters from?
Loved it
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