Think the title says it all
Bachelor No 1: The Smoker
Here I was sitting in front of Mark who I instantly nicknamed the smoker. You could smell the smoke on him as he entered. Why don't guys who smoke realize that some of us don't really want to smell their smoke infested clothes? That's why deo's were invented. He should have at least sprayed some on before he came to see me. Anyways we sat down and had a little chat getting to know each other like you would the person who sat next to you on a 13 hour flight. Had Zed and I really sat down and talked this way. I didn't think so... Zed and I just became friends anyways coming back to Mark. We talked about our likes and dislikes and as he kept talking I found myself getting more and more irritated. But what blew it for me was the fact that when I told him I had asthma and if were to contemplate a future he would either have to stop smoking or smoke outside and the lunatic had the audacity to tell me that he had already cut down to 5 cigarettes a day he couldn't cut down anymore and he would never go smoke outside, it was his house he could do whatever he wanted. That's when I saw red... I just got up and yelled "GET OUT" He tried to redeem himself but by then my father and brothers and brothers-in-law had already heard the shout and were making their way to the room. “You know where the door is don't let it hit you on the way out" and with that I walked out holding my head high. That's when I bumped into my dad and told him that I didn't like this guy and never to bring him to our house again. Never had I spoken to my dad with such a tone. I went to my room and fell face down on the bed. This was going to be a long year... I wonder what other characters were yet to come.
Hope you guys loved it....
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Unamed story: Bachelor No 1: the smoker
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3 comments:
I love this part the best out of all 3! Subtle humor!
eww i hate smokers, i don't see an excuse for smoking
The update was good...how can the guy say like that. how can that guy be a good husband? There is compromise in a marriage and responsibilities.
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